Pearl (affably essayed by Larry Gelman) turns Penny and her foul-mouthed speaking cervix (who's affectionately named Virginia) into an unlikely reluctant celebrity: Penny and Virginia appear as guests on Professor Irwin Corey's TV show, record a funky hit disco song called "Wang Dang Doodle," have sex with a whole high school basketball team, pop up on a game show, and star in a musical porno feature surrounded by dancing and singing men dressed up in chicken costumes (this latter particular jaw-dropping sequence rates as the definite gut-busting surreal highlight of the entire picture). Sweet hairdresser Penny Pittman (a typically charming and radiant performance by lovely blonde 70's drive-in cinema starlet Candice Rialson) discovers that her vagina can talk and sing. I guarantee that you have paid much more for lots of movie to see worse. And then when I think of when Madeline Kahn sings "Sweet Mystery of Life" in "Young Frankenstein", I thought I would lose my lunch I laughed so hard. ![]() Believe me, it could do wonders to add a little extra into a relationship. Just sit back and relax and have a good laugh. But when you take such a unique story and stick in a few decent jokes (no worse than Arnolds'), some small cameo appearences and a lot less sex than you'll see in today's movies.) I think that what came out was a hysterical, never to forget, sexual comedy worth taking out a bottle of champagne or a jug of cheap wine and playing when you and yours decide you want a good laugh before going to bed. Regarding the quality of the film, yes it is a stinker. I'll leave the ending for you to see, all I'll say is that it's a happy one. Unfortunately the vagina gets more attention than the girl it's attached to. When she goes to a Doctor to see if something can be done to shut it up, he decides this is a dream come true and should take it on the road. ![]() Because of it's caustic and degrading humor the poor girl can't maintain a decent relationship with any man. a woman has a vagina that talks and sings (makes you think of a combination of Joan Rivers and Don Rickles). The idea is so original, never been done before or since. It was a time when you couldn't go to XXX rated movies. She is much loved and missed by her many fans the world over.I saw this movie on the big screen when I was a teenager. Such a strong admirer of Rialson's work that he reportedly patternedĬandice Rialson passed away at age 54 from liver disease on March 31,Ģ006. However, she remained aĬult favorite of 1970's exploitation film fans. Voluntarily quit acting at the end of the 1970's, got married, settled down in Studio City, California, and had one child. After doing yet another minor part as a nurse playing with a rake in Moreover, Rialson also had bit parts in the mainstream featuresįantasy Island (1977). Miracle") in the very clever and hilarious junk film parody Movie studio "Miracle Pictures" ("If it's a good film, then it's a ![]() Roger Corman, Candice expertly essayed herīest, most substantial, and appealing role as "Candy Wednesday", aīubbly aspiring actress who winds up working for the chintzy schlock Hapless lass with a talking and singing vagina (!) in the outrageouslyĮasy 'n' breezy turns in the amiably silly soft-core comedies Pert 'n' perky Candice enlivened a bunch of choice down 'n' dirtyĮxploitation features: She was a naive, innocent hitchhiker who runs After making her filmĭebut in an uncredited bit as a bikini-clad beauty on the beach in ![]() She was crowned Miss Hermosa Beach at age 18. Rialson was born on Decemin Santa Monica, California and grew up in Orange County, California. Trashy drive-in pictures throughout the 1970's. Perhaps the most dynamic and personable actress to appear in enjoyably Lovely, radiant, enticing, and charismatic blonde Candice Rialson was
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